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minimushelyer:

meanwhile in australian politics


I think our former PM may have gone off the deep end

minimushelyer:

meanwhile in australian politics

I think our former PM may have gone off the deep end

(via fuckyeahk-rudd)

  11:31 pm  |   May 26 2012   |  371 notes  

(Source: emilyvalentine, via invisible-depths)

  10:19 am  |   May 26 2012   |  72 notes  

shavingryansprivates:

what if the westboro baptist church translated wrong and god actually hates figs

(via em-gets-feels)

  2:17 am  |   May 26 2012   |  1,934 notes  

supersonicelectronic:

Brand new work from Banksy!

I never understood why so many people like banksy

He just seems like a bit of a twat to me

(via miss-renoir)

  6:20 am  |   May 25 2012   |  5,482 notes  

(via kingofdicks)

  11:24 am  |   May 22 2012   |  7,859 notes  

1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS

  1:25 am  |   May 22 2012   |  10,153 notes  

Kneeeeeeees

Kneeeeeeees

  9:46 am  |   May 19 2012   |  1 note  

quousque:

Joffrey (via Time Trabble)

quousque:

Joffrey (via Time Trabble)

(via thelocalpaedo)

  4:56 am  |   May 19 2012   |  364 notes  

Febreeze is better than most perfumes tbh

Febreeze is better than most perfumes tbh

(Source: ratchetproblems, via retr0-sneakers)

  4:47 am  |   May 18 2012   |  1,526 notes  

adonate:

Fire from a warehouse in West Perth today.

How did I not notice this?

adonate:

Fire from a warehouse in West Perth today.

How did I not notice this?

(Source: sibbyy)

  9:29 pm  |   May 16 2012   |  74 notes  

tickettoothemoon:

miss-renoir:

anglophil:

OMG CRYING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

SCREAMING.

tickettoothemoon:

miss-renoir:

anglophil:

OMG CRYING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

SCREAMING.

(Source: pat-attack, via adonate)

  9:28 pm  |   May 16 2012   |  101,307 notes  

Oh glob

MY LIFE IS LIKE A FART

  11:23 am  |   May 15 2012  

Idk man

I get like this too often

But I miss everyone, being so far away. Especially some people in particular :/ Bleh

I’m making no sense

Goodnight.

  11:52 am  |   May 14 2012  

All my cries

All my cries

(via -everysecond)

  11:45 am  |   May 14 2012   |  1,524 notes  

(Source: famousforbeingfamous, via cum-in-my-eye)

  11:10 pm  |   May 13 2012   |  180 notes  

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